Gabbar Singh & Software Consultants

Introduction

You will enjoy these dialogues only if you have seen the movie Sholay.

GABBAR: Kittnay bug thay?

KALIA:  Do sardaar.

GABBAR: Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar
	sake? Kya soch kay aaye thay? Sardar khus hoga.
	Naya assignment dega, kyoon? 
	Overtime cut hey.....
	     
	[Snatches a X terminal from a SIDEY.]

	Kitne session hain is machine mein? 

SIDEY:  Chhay sardar. 

GABBAR: Session chhay aur programmer teen. 
	Bahoot nainsaafi hai.
	[logout.. logout.. logout...] 
	Haan.. ab theek hai...

	 Ab hum operating system switch karega.

	 Ab konse session me konsi operating system hein hume nahi
	 pata.  humko kuch nahi pata.....

	 Jab yahase hazaro hazaro mil dur job per programmer internet
	 se file download karta hein, to boss kaheta he ke log out
	 ho ja nahi to gabbar ka virus aa jayega.

	 Aur tum teen programmer ne gabbar ki company ka stock pura 
	 mittime mila diya.

	 Iski saja milegi.. Zarooor milegi! 
    
	 Tera kyaa hoga kaalia?
     
KAALIA: Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha hai.

GABBAR: To aab documentation likh